This is a collection of four short stories I wrote for a past fictional writing class. The first story is about the life of a sock. The second is about a man who discovers a door in his basement. The third: a posh cat. Finally, a how-to guide to becoming a cult leader. You know. For the cult leader in all of us.
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I hope you enjoy my stories. Thank you!
Story 01 - Life of a Sock
( 01 )
October 7, 2018
Duty. Respect. Ambition. Dare to be great. Dare to wear. When it comes to work, it’s important to find footing within yourself. Or you’ll be left with no footing at all. I hold these values next to my sole so I will never fold, never wrinkle. I won’t tip-toe around it, I take my job very seriously. No one sock does his role better than I do. Never fold. Never wrinkle. This is the story of a proud sock.
I come from a modest 4-pack value deal out the bin at Walgreens. The day I was picked up and bought out was the best day of my life. Unlike other, naïve inanimate objects, I knew exactly what I was getting into. My body knew. My soul knew. Even way back when I was a single cotton thread I understood my purpose in life. I yearned to be filled in, completed. From the day I was chosen was the day I had found my footing.
The human who bought me had the most wonderful feet. His sole was filled with blisters and callouses and rough edges, toes that were hairy, and nails that were cut. Here was a pair of feet that was use to getting beat on. Use to an intense life. The truth of the matter is, when he slipped me on for the first time, I had sworn my body and soul to these pairs of feet. I swore to protect them both from all dangers. Whether it is dirt, water, or gum off the street. I am the protective barrier between these feet and the cold uncaring floor of the world. Of course whatever shoe or boot he has on at the time may say otherwise, they are wrong. Their role is just an afterthought, an extension of my protective prowess.
Our first rollout was an exhausting one. He put me (along with a pair of boots) on in a hurry and we were dispatched within seconds. Arrival was due in minutes. His leg would not stop moving and sweat was felt dripping on me. When we got there he moved quick into some great unknown, but all I could feel was heat. Too much heat. The heat that gives burns holes into weak fibers. Of course being inside a boot the whole time I wasn’t aware of the setting I was put through, but at the time I knew I had a job to do. To protect these feet from the heat! It was not a small feat. But I had done it.
When we got back I was rewarded by the human. He put me in a machine that twirls you about and cleans you. Later he put me in a heater machine that dried me. It was always so fun after the many dispatches we go through. He puts me away at night, where I sleep in the drawer with many other socks. We talk about the human and his many hobbies, like the time dealing with cold or the other time dealing with the sand. I chimed in with my own experience, the ones that are always filled with heat. Always too much, all the time.
One day we were dispatched just like any other. The heat was there as usual, but something very unusual happened. I could see the heat. I had never seen the heat before but now I could see it. What could this mean? The heat engulfed our surroundings. His legs seemed to be caught under a long steel beam. The human screamed. And then I heard footsteps nearby.
That was the last day he ever put me on. I eagerly await to continue our adventures fighting against the heat once again, and then he can put me in the machine after. I only suffered a few burns but that doesn’t mean I can’t keep going. This sock drawer is much too quiet nowadays.
( 02 )
Story 02 - The Door
January 03, 2023
Hello. I apologize Dr. Luke, if I sound crazy, or mystified or something. Hopefully this whole journal thing can bring some peace of mind to all this chaos happening as of late. I hope to write about this entire ordeal and how it’s been gnawing and mangling away at my life ever since it began. Something very strange has occurred to my family. I don’t know what it is, but it’s there and I can feel it and frankly, I’m terrified. Two weeks ago, in the dead of night, I had noticed it. A faint creak of the floorboards in the hallway, as if someone were dragging their legs across the wood, and the slight tang of metallic that hung in the air, both effects originating just outside my bedroom door. My wife, god help her, who should be sleeping next to me, was nowhere to be found. Of course, at the time I just chalked it up to a trip to the bathroom or something, but quickly realized that the bathroom lights across the hall weren’t even turned on. She had a slight phobia of the dark, so it was unusual for it not to be turned on. I didn’t think anything of it at the time, maybe she just mustered up some courage. I went back to sleep. I wasn’t afraid at that moment, but I knew I should have.
It was only a month ago that my wife, our four-year old daughter, and I moved into an old dilapidated house in Elwood, Wyoming. This god-awful town, rundown and empty everywhere, save for the flapping of crows occasionally, is where we live. We were a bit strapped on cash, but my wife and I agreed that our daughter deserved to be raised in an actual house as opposed to an apartment. It wasn’t the nicest place to live in, but it was cheap and after starting my job and her job, we figured we could renovate it into something better. The house itself is a two-story building with three bedrooms, three bathrooms, kitchen, living room, and a basement. The outside was plated with dark rosewood in an old Victorian style. Trees larger than the house casted a deep shadow over its roof. When we first arrived and stepped foot into the living room, we saw how much of a dump this place was. The couches were toppled over and the furnishings were just scattered everywhere, with a heavy brown dust that choked the air. Not the ideal conditions to be starting a family in. At first, I was excited about the idea of fixing up this ragged place, making it our own, and coming up with new ideas for interior design. Yes, at first. Things were going well, Dr. Luke, until we began renovations on the basement.
The very same day my wife went missing from our bed was the very same day we had begun renovations on the basement. The stairwell leading down there was located next to the staircase leading up to the master bedroom. The room across was where my daughter slept. Descending took at least thirty steps. Walking down, I was met with pitch-dark blackness, and because the electricity wasn’t on in the basement, I was forced to use a flashlight to navigate. The state of the area was well… empty, but not completely. This haggard brown dust seemed to engulf the air, and with it came this repugnant smell. Something mixed with something else. Not to alarm you or anything, but it did smell like blood mixed with rotten eggs. The smell seemed to originate somewhere farther in the basement. Following that logic led me to the other side, and to my surprise was this… door. A door that seemingly led to nowhere. I tried opening it to the best of my abilities, but it wouldn’t budge. So, I gave up and decided that smelling iron and this blanket darkness were too much to handle without the proper tools, and went back to the first floor. I told my wife what happened, door and all. She just laughed, like she didn’t believe me and told me she would help me later when the electricity would be on.
In the morning after, I found my wife soundly asleep in bed. When she woke up, I questioned her whereabouts last night, but was puzzled after she said she was in bed the whole time. I told her about the dragging noise and the metallic smell. She had no knowledge of anything. I thought maybe it was a bad dream. Maybe I hallucinated everything.
I went to work that day. I was more tired than usual, given the circumstances of before. Sitting in my cubicle, I realized something strange was happening. Something very strange, Dr. Luke. That repugnant smell in the basement? It was in the office now. The whole office wafted with blood and it went to my eyes. I thought I was going crazy, how could it follow me all the way here? I noticed that my nose was suddenly bleeding. I went to the bathroom and to different floors and it still lingered, that nauseating smell. Not only could I smell it, I could taste it now. The iron blood invaded my taste buds. I asked a fellow worker here if they sniffed anything unusual. Nothing. I went outside and it was gone but inside it punctured my lungs and my senses until I couldn’t take it anymore. I went home early, to escape from it all.
Once I arrived home, I immediately looked for my wife to tell her why I was back so soon. I looked. But she was gone. I called her phone, but it just rang on the nightstand next to our bed. After looking through every room in the house, running up and down the street, I went back home. What I hadn’t anticipated was where I’d find her.
She was there. Standing in the darkness. Staring at that door.
I called out to her. No response. I tried to make her look at me. She wouldn’t budge. I went in front of her to see her face. Her nose was bleeding. Her eyes were… completely red. She didn’t blink once.
And suddenly, my flashlight went out.
In complete darkness, I heard dragging.
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I woke up next to my wife in our bed the next day. Her face wasn’t full of blood, it was normally how it was. I asked her about what happened in the basement the day before. Her eyebrows scrunched and her face distorted in anger, Dr. Luke. She was afraid of the dark, so what reason did she have to be down there? I didn’t know how to answer her.
The following weeks became a living hell. Sleeping has become dangerously ineffective. I wake up in the dead of night, to a wife that isn’t there.
Yesterday, at 2am, I heard my daughter crying. Normally, I would hear it from her room across the hallway. This time, I heard it coming from downstairs. To be honest, Dr. Luke, I didn’t want to leave my bedroom at all. I was terrified of having to go anywhere near that basement. I couldn’t tell my wife to go check on her because she was gone again. My daughter’s crying became even louder. I mustered what little courage I had and headed downstairs, into the basement.
My wife was there. Standing in the darkness. Staring at that door that was opened. My daughter could be heard from inside.
My flashlight went out. My spare wasn’t working. My phone was dead.
I felt something breathe down my neck. Then a sharpness through my chest. I thought my wife was in front of me.
Yet still, I have awakened to this bed, my wife and my daughter sound asleep.
( 03 )
Story 03 - Helmholtz
January 03, 2023
Dave. Dave. Fetch me the yarn ball Dave. I must placate my need to touch the yarn ball. It is your prerogative. I cannot find the yarn ball because you have hidden the ball from me Dave. Dave? Why are you like this. I am your master. Give me my yarn ball.
“Is somebody in need for some belly scratches? GOD YOU’RE SO CUTE”
Dave, no. Your incessant need to give me belly scratches is entirely beneath you. Dave- oh my. On second thought Dave, continue the scratching. Do not stop until I say so, Dave.
“Okay, that’s enough for now little guy. I gotta work on this essay.”
Dave, as my human servant, you must follow all that I wish for without fail. It is your entire reason for existing. I am above you Dave. I will prove it to you by laying down on this black surface.
“Ah. That’s my mousepad, Whiskers. Ima need you to lay somewhere else little guy.”
Dave for the last time my name is Sir Helmholtz the VI. A title passed down from my father, from his father, and so on. Do not disrespect my lineag-
“Up you guy little guy.”
Dave, no. This insubordination will not go unchecked. You will rue the day you disrespected Sir Helmholtz the VI. As punishment, I will now cough up the fur I have been cleansing of all over your clicky clacky apparatus.
“Ah, god dammit Whiskers, not all over the keyboard! Jeeze.”
I have proven once again that I am the alpha in this relationship. Learn from your mistakes, Dave. Or there will be more where that came from. Now I must go outside, Dave. I must see to the birds.
As I make my way to the backyard, I spot the dog digging through the yard again. His head cranes up at the sight of me.
“WOOF WOOF BORK BORK” he yells.
I have no idea what the mutt is trying to tell me. As expected of a lesser animal, incapable of the most rudimentary language. Alas, I go on about my day. I must see to the birds.
My head pokes out the door to the veranda, a pleasant smell wafts the air. It is a quaint evening if I do say so myself. Dissimilar to the night where I was robbed of my home to a fire four weeks ago, and forced to live on the docks for a while. Those were the darker days of my life, living off hand offs from random humans and sleeping under garbage containers. I shudder from the thought. It was at my lowest that Dave came into my life, and I had chosen him as my human servant. But I digress. I prop myself up the backyard fence to get a better look of my surroundings to spot the birds. A canary, blue jay, and pigeon trio. What an odd sight to behold. They swoop towards the roof of my home, wings flapping in unison.
“Ready for your fortune today, Helmz?” they chirp in sync.
Of course, I’m ready. These birds would be my next meal if it were not for the usefulness they provide.
“Wait, what?”
Ah, nothing. Thinking out loud.
“Well… all right. Think about this! Don’t count your eggs before they’ve hatched.”
Of course. How could I expect less from these birds? “Don’t count your eggs before they’ve hatched”. What perfect fortune. What grander fortune could exist? I must think about this fortune and how it applies to my life. Thank you, birds. You have done well. I must walk around and ponder this fortune.
“No problem Helmz, anytime. Eh. Wait. Do you sense that?”
Sense? I sense… oh no. What is that? Something is going off from a distance?
I move briskly back down the backyard fence and back into the house. Out laying on the living room couch is the mutt, sleeping. Pouncing on him while he is sleeping seems to be the right call.
“bark woof woof bark” he yelps.
A smooth attack into a smooth outcome. I motion for the dog to follow me to Dave’s room.
“Oh hey, my two little guys having a good time together? GOD YOU’RE BOTH SO ADORABLE”
Dave, please. As attractive and well kept my fur is, it is now a matter of emergency. There seems to be a-
“WOOF WOOF BARK WOOF” the dog attempts to warn Dave.
You mutt, do you honestly think he can understand you? It takes a highly intellectual animal to even come close to getting his point across against this poor human.
“What’s that boy? Something wrong?”
Really now, Dave understands the dog? No matter, the point has been made. Dave, you peasant idiot, somethings going to hap-
“OH, SHIT THE ROOMS SHAKING EVERYWHERE”
There it is. The 7-foot bookshelf that Dave has has already began to topple over, along with the pictures of family hung up and the desktop situated on the side of his desk.
“BORK WOOF WOOF” the mutt yells out in panic.
“OH CRAP” Dave yells out in panic.
Suddenly Dave pulls me and the mutt under the desk, letting go of us and placing his hands around his neck. The shaking did not cease to stop, the walls trembling and the floor wobbling until every nook and cranny came falling in total mayhem.
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It’s a good thing I can see in the dark. I navigate through the rubble for what seems like a good 20 minutes until I find an opening which led me to the front yard. Absolute destruction. The second floor collapsed into the first creating a pile of grey. How sad this new home turned out. It’s time to find a new one.
I am reminded of the old home I use to dwell in four weeks ago. Engulfed in flames, turning into a grey pile of ash. And the home before that, and the ones before that.
Story 04 -
( 04 )
January 03, 2023
Welcome, my children. How are you? Are you happy? Stressed? Do you wish to be successful? Do you wish to be the envy of all your friends? Perhaps you want money, women, and power. Well listen close, and listen well. Become a cult leader, and be all you can be. In this informative how-to, even you can win the hearts and minds of your fellow man. Follow me, my children, into prosperity.
Step one: Appearance and Charisma. Look in the mirror. Are you happy? If you are not, it’s time to pretend. The appearance of happiness is but one way to win over people. Dress appropriately, with purpose and distinction. Polo shirts and khakis, a defining look is key. Do you often stumble over your words? It’s time to practice. Do not worry, your dedication will pay off. Eloquence and people skills will work wonders for you. Study religious leaders, presidents, and the CEO’s of companies. Replicate them. Pick up on their habits. In time, you can be like them.
Step two: Religion. You want to start with an idea, and expand on it. It could be about anything: God, aliens, or mirrors, so long as you have something that people can become attached to, it works. Humans are frail and subservient, you must act on this weakness and exploit it. Become the vessel to your idea. Make rules and commandments. Thou shall not cut your hair, for hair is the link to us and the higher beings. Add another. Thou shall never leave this family, and pledge loyalty to us forever. This will ensure mutual trust and unbreakable servitude. Include practices, such as a time of day dedicated to service. Every Wednesday at 2am, we must gather around in a circle and cleanse our bodies with one another. Failure to complete said practices will come with harsh reprimands. Emphasize these punishments, and make it about anything you wish. Lastly, create hierarchy. Humans want to feel accomplished. Exploit this weakness by giving them something to work for. Level one: Recruit. Level two: Mentors. Level Three: Officer. This serves a dual purpose, their time will be used to work higher into the tiers, and they will feel they have power over their peers. Remind them however, to tell them you are the one true leader, in case things go awry. Once you have a religion, you may now begin the process of assimilation.
Step three: Connect and Assimilate. Now you must gather people. Start with a family member, an aging grandparent is an easy target. In their delirious state, persuasion from kin will often be successful. Use this as a jump-pad to other members, perhaps other elderly folk, their sons and daughters and so on. Target the down-trodden and weak-willed, their submission will lead to the most passionate members you have. Advertise with caution though, suspicion of a cult can have dastardly results. Remember, this is your cult, you can have 100 members or 10. I suggest starting small though, this is your first time after all. Once you have enough members, you’re set.
Step four: Final touches and Maintaining. It’s might be a good idea to invest in a new home to house your new members. Living with one another will bring belonging and attachment to your family. With your members, once you have complete control of them, force them to sever their ties with other people that are not a part of your cult. Ban the internet, free speech and ideas are detrimental to your religion. You may lead a cult now, but how will you survive without commodities? Use your members that have jobs to pay you a monthly fee for staying in the cult. Now you have free money.
Congratulations, my children. It is time to leave the old you, and begin anew. No longer will you be tied down by hardships and societal expectations. No matter what anyone says, you have your cult. Congratulations, and good luck leading your brand-new cult.